I’m in the mood to fuck tonight, but I’m single. What do I do?

You could start by trying to find a boyfriend, instead of complaining to me on a random internet site. However, if that fails, and you’re still horny as fuck, then you can browse some of these hot male escort sites. We all know that watching porn is fun, but you really can’t beat that thing. When the time comes and the horniness kicks in, nothing will stop that primal urge other than fucking another man. 

It’s not that easy to meet new people in this day and age. A decade ago, it was so easy to hop onto social media and slide into a random dudes inbox, nowadays, the culture makes that a lot harder. What if you’re shy? What if you’re overweight? It’s not impossible to meet men, but when you want sex then and there, then what will you do? That’s where escorts come into play. Essentially, it’s paying another man to have sex with you. Legally, though, it’s called escorting. However, you don’t need to be any of them things to enjoy escorts. There are tons of hot guys on there, I’m sure some married men with be tempted with the talent on offer. 

Guys seem to have some sort of pride, that paying for sex is bad. I mean, this isn’t the 1990s any more. It’s a whole free world out there, anything goes now. It seems more socially acceptable nowadays to not only be an escort, but to pay for their services. You don’t even need to use an escort to have sex, you can have them accompany you to events, or go out on a date. There are even dates that will sit there and talk with you. However way you want to play it, though, they are charging you the same price. Some of them can be real expensive. The hotter they are, the more in demand and expensive they can be. 

How expensive are they, and how does this all work?

To answer your first question, it depends on a few factors. First, it depends on where you are located. Models in the bigger cities generally tend to cost a lot more, as they are most in demand. It also depends on how attractive and in demand they are. The more work they get, the more they can raise their prices. I mean, if you were good at something, you’d charge more for it, wouldn’t you? The prices generally range from a couple of hundred dollars per hour, or for overnight stays this can run into the thousands. Of course, they offer something called incalls, where you go to their place. They are slightly cheaper, but can still run into the thousands.

How it works is pretty simple. You chose a site of your liking, and I have a lot for you to chose from. You sign up, and then you can browse all the available escorts at work. They have profiles with all their details on, ranging from height, weight to dick size on some of them. From there, you can pick one which ticks all your boxes and see their availability. Some sites will state their availability, but sometimes you will have to contact them personally. From there, you arrange a time and date. Payment is usually done online, but some will accept cash, and you will give the money upfront usually. This is for their safety, so you don’t run off after the deed is done. 

A few of these sites will charge for premium access. You can decide whether you want to do that. It means you can get to see the escort’s pictures and videos to see if they are as good as they look under the hood, so to speak. There are usually teasing and raunchy pics which may get you in the mood a little bit more. There are also links to their socials.

A word of advice if you’re paying a lot of money. Have some Viagra and/or Cialis at hand. You don’t want to be a bundle of nerves, and then the time comes, and you can’t get your guy to stand for attention. The escort isn’t going to care, and will charge you regardless. You best be ready, so have these on hand, just in case the prematch jitters take place. You can thank me later. 

How safe are these escort sites?

Very! To sign up to be a model, you have to upload your ID and a whole host of personal details just to show them you’re trustworthy and not a criminal. They usually have some sort of feedback system also, so you can see reviews from real users who have used their services. As a buyer, I’d usually avoid anyone with no reviews, even if they look like a Greek god carved out of stone.  

The biggest issue is HIV/AIDS. People can lie on their profiles, or be totally unaware that they are carrying anything. I’d advise you to practice safe sex at all times, not only for your safety, but for theirs. You never know nowadays. Make sure to buy condoms in bulk, you can’t rely on the escort to provide them and it’s only polite. 

If you’re in the mood to be an escort yourself, well you best be in the best shape at all. You will have to meet strangers in foreign places, and even at their homes. Always bring a mobile phone and arrange appointments with the corresponding sites. That way, if anything goes wrong, then you have a log and reference of the person you’ve just met. Never arrange any appointments off site, no matter how much money they offer. Make the first meeting point somewhere public if possible. 

Enjoy these sites responsibly

I’ve listed a few of the big escort sites here for you to browse and enjoy. I’ve left out some smaller, well known sites because I had concerns about their vetting and safety procedures. Also, the sites listed have a stringent check on age, so rest assured you won’t be meeting anyone underage and get yourself in trouble. Even if you aren’t in the mood to have sex for the first time, I’d encourage you to try some of these out, for the companionship. These guys are professionals and are humans after all, you may click with people. Careful that you don’t click too much, as that friendship will end up costing you thousands.